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Artist // Hobbyist
  • Apr 5
  • United States
  • Deviant for 18 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio
Current Residence: Omaha, Nebraska
Personal Quote: Practice makes... better.
I have no problem being the idiot getting laughs in the middle of the room, simply because I've done it so much I'm now numb to it; I will threaten you with bodily harm. Deal with it.; I love to cook, thusly I love the Food Network; I despise the paparazzi but have to read every tabloid magazine in line at the grocery store; I love to dance... probably because there's a soundtrack to my life playing in my head; Often times I have complete conversations consisting of nothing but movie quotes; I hate being lazy, but have been known to stay in my bed for 48 hours straight; People with less than 4% body fat make me self-conscious; I only eat organic foods, but will have a hot dog every chance I get; There's no such thing as bad Asian food, however, I know some bad Asians; I know a little about a lot of things, a lot about few things... but I know everything about nothing; I can be surrounded by people and still feel completely alone; The first woman I ever loved was my mother; I believe in the healing powers of: sleep, music, love and fried chicken with collard greens; I have been told that 30 is the new 20... and I know this to be a big, fat lie; People that constantly apply lip balm creep me out; I fail to understand America's obsession with Paris Hilton, she looks like a Great Dane; I like to think that I forgive easily, but I've been mad at my father for 2 years; Sometimes I won't talk to people for days simply to make them miss me; I believe that humans are animals and what we call "teaching" is really only "training."

Favourite Movies
There are too many for there to be only one.
Favourite Writers
Voltaire
Tools of the Trade
Photoshop
Other Interests
Movies, Books and Art

My 'art'

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I am fully aware that I'm not nearly good enough to start posting images here. DA has, for many years,  been a place that I've come for inspiration and to revel in awe. It's for that reason that I've opted to post my sub-par "artwork" here. I would appreciate any critiques anyone can offer. I'm always willing to learn more...
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thx for the :+fav: on [link]
:D
Thank you for the :+fav: = [link] Happy New Year
Thank for the :+fav:. :)
Hey John .. thank you very much for the :+fav:
cheers for the fav