Current Residence: Omaha, Nebraska
Personal Quote: Practice makes... better.
I have no problem being the idiot getting laughs in the middle of the room, simply because I've done it so much I'm now numb to it; I will threaten you with bodily harm. Deal with it.; I love to cook, thusly I love the Food Network; I despise the paparazzi but have to read every tabloid magazine in line at the grocery store; I love to dance... probably because there's a soundtrack to my life playing in my head; Often times I have complete conversations consisting of nothing but movie quotes; I hate being lazy, but have been known to stay in my bed for 48 hours straight; People with less than 4% body fat make me self-conscious; I only eat organic foods, but will have a hot dog every chance I get; There's no such thing as bad Asian food, however, I know some bad Asians; I know a little about a lot of things, a lot about few things... but I know everything about nothing; I can be surrounded by people and still feel completely alone; The first woman I ever loved was my mother; I believe in the healing powers of: sleep, music, love and fried chicken with collard greens; I have been told that 30 is the new 20... and I know this to be a big, fat lie; People that constantly apply lip balm creep me out; I fail to understand America's obsession with Paris Hilton, she looks like a Great Dane; I like to think that I forgive easily, but I've been mad at my father for 2 years; Sometimes I won't talk to people for days simply to make them miss me; I believe that humans are animals and what we call "teaching" is really only "training."